Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Rappers Love Jail


(notice how all these pics take place in a court room or a jail and some did that by choice!)

So everybody goin to jail huh? I mean really folks. I went to Allhiphop.com today and before I could even click on any of the news stories I was hit with, 2 dudes in jail, 1 going to court and anotha dude’s house shot up. ARE YOU FRICKIN KIDDING ME?!

Prodigy of “Mobb Deep” will be heading to Riker’s Island to serve time for a gun charge

Beanie Sigel was sentenced to one day in federal prison and six months in a half way house after violating his probation by going to Atlantic City, NJ.


Game heads to court Feb. 4th in the west on charges that he threatened a man on a basketball court and pulled a gun out him


• The Staten Island, New York house of Barja Walter an associate of 50 Cent and Tony Yayo was shot up and almost set on fire early yesterday morning.


This is unacceptable. These are the times when I say, “Hip-Hop is embarrassing.” Sometimes it’s the music but MOST of the times, it’s the actions of those making it. I just really wish folks with the opportunity to speak and perform (something that everybody and they mama wants to do according to the bazillion emails I get on Myspace from folks sayin, “I’m an aspiring rapper…”), who have a lil bit of bread and whole lot of freedom could actually RESPECT that shit! And you know what’s next right? The FREE THIS NIGGA shirts. I DO NOT wanna see a shirt for somebody that got landed in jail for bein a jackass and not respecting and appreciating his/her freedom when they had it. Frickin fools. They should all be put in the same cell and had their lives taped to find out what happens WHEN KEEPIN IT REAL GOES WRONG!!

But because it seems some folks simply can’t figure out HOW to stay out of jail look forward to Tuesday’s new ep of “DivaSpeak TV" (on youtube.com/ImAmandaDiva) where I’ll have 5 tips on
HOW TO STAY OUT OF JAIL AS A RAPPER!!! COMING SOON!!! ☺

8 comments:

JLOUIE DA DUKE said...

LOL YO THIS SHIT IS TO FUNNY. YET ITS SAD TO. BUT its FUNNY YOU PUT THE IGNORANCE ON BLAST LMAO OH SHIT. UGLY MUGSHOTS AND EVERYTHING LOL. DAMN WE GOT A RACE FULL OF LOSERS. HOW WE GONNA TEACH THE kIDS LOL. MAKES ME A SHAME TO BE RAPPER CUZ IM PUT IN THE CATEGORY WITH DICK HEADS,THEN THE WORLD THINKS IM ONE TOO.

taprapper said...

Yea they a comic doin standup
lookin like fools they givin people in general once again a bad image. always givin us rapper's and hip-hopers, thats tryin to good and make it a fucked-up bad image cuz
niggas like this, you have named here they glorify it,
wantin their pics to be seen in all, feel me?

caly4life said...

they makin lots of bread,rappers dont=smarts thugs,once a thug... look at these dudes damn they not no kids and people
role-models, a parent,good teacher
role-models, not all rapper's can be good role-models they some bad
role-models *reality tv*
too their Own Damn kids so how in the ffuckin hell...
I spoke my peace
thats all period.

caly4life said...

and i hope in your 5 step program you help some!!rappers stay out of jail, they really need to tune-in to your youtube spot asap! no joke.

rico said...

hahaha "rappers luvs them sum jail cell" with lots of dudes???
that way they can promote more record sales up lol,
rappers promoting their music from a jail cell lol
it appears to be true.

dottie said...

okay ima look out for the vlog 5 simple tips, how to stay out of jail for rappers lol they keeping it real for real dummies thinking they above the law
Ha they all have a kid or 2 huh, "oh my dads in jail as of today"
they must really enjoy being around dudes real G's huh all listed and the ones not all have been
in/out, ima write a book called "dummies guide how to stay out of jail for rappers" selling price $19.95 plus shipping,
dont forget chicks rappers like jail time too dont leave them out they want some attention as well.
lol funny how someone said here "5 step program" for rappers, it sounds like a 101.5 study class for extra credit

Tra said...

lol No need for t-shirts reading "free this nigga out of jail quick"...
cuz?? he was keepin it real, acting like a real fools, next you'll be reading about, someone 6 ft under.

THE Hip-Hop Nerd said...

that could be an interesting reality show...every rapper that's doing a bid and everybody that get sentenced gets sent to the same prison...they have to compete in challenges like "the slippery soap" and "shank-making 101" in order to win prizes like extra money in their commissary, conjugal visits, clean sheets for their bed, etc...every week they vote somebody off and that person gets sent to solitary confinement...the last rapper standing gets paroled early (only to return next season after being a dumbass and violating their parole)

somebody call FOX...I think we got a hit on our hands...

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